Small Dick Blues

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lyrics

In this dream I’m cutting into a ripe peach.
I hack and stab it and remove pieces of the meat.
The juice is running down my arms,
Warm and sticky
I go to bite it but it’s gone--
What a pity

My troubles should be plain for all to see
I’ve got buck teeth and haven’t gone through puberty
I sound like Mickey Mouse
I’m light as a feather
I’m only tethered
By whatever holds the weather

The girls in school all treat me like a trained puppy
“Puppy, you’re so cute, but don’t you dream you’ll ever fuck me”
I’ve been hacking into my arm
For the last 20 seconds
I’ll be your Labrador
The very moment that you beckon

1, 2, 3, 4 --
I want some more --
Acne -- Jewfro --
Pubic hair in my Coke --
Head meet locker --
Chest-tap torture --
Glory, Glory
These are Days of Yory!

5, 6, 7, 8 --
I cannot wait --
Steal my inhaler --
Play keep away --
Read my e-mail --
Seed my female --
Welcome to Jamaica
And have a nice day!

I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
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I’ve got the small dick blues
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I’ve got the small dick blues
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I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues
I’ve got the small dick blues

credits

from Hotcakes & Atrocity, released May 27, 2014
Scott Schoenberg - Vox, Electric Guitar
Matt Chambers - Bass Guitar
Alex Perez - Drums
Vincent Munoz - Keyboards

Produced by Scott Schoenberg and Gavin Ross
Engineered and Mixed by Gavin Ross
Mastered by Little Red Book Mastering

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